Jabba the Hutt

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A human-sized blob that moves like a snail on a sugar high. You’re a Jabba if you take 10 minutes to walk 10 feet and still manage to smell like a week-old gym sock.
My uncle is a Jabba. He took 20 minutes to get from the couch to the fridge. And he still smelled like he’d been in a trash can.
My friend’s dog is a Jabba. It doesn’t walk, it oozes.
My teacher is a Jabba. She took 3 minutes to walk to the board, and I fell asleep in the process.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A giant, slimy, gangster slug who smells like old cheese and has more money than sense. He’s the reason why Hutt people are all fat and loud.
Jabba the Hutt is like my dad’s cousin. He smells like a garbage can and has a net worth of a million dollars.
My neighbor’s cat is a Hutt. It’s fat, smelly, and has a net worth of like $20.
My mom’s friend is a Hutt. She has 10 kids, 3 husbands, and a business that smells like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If you can talk about Jabba the Hutt for more than 20 words, you’re a nerd who probably still wears socks with sandals.
My brother talked about Jabba for 30 minutes. He’s a nerd, and I called him out for wearing socks with sandals.
My friend’s mom talked about Jabba for 25 words. I called her a nerd and gave her a sandwich.
I talked about Jabba for 21 words. Now I’m a nerd and my pants are too tight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone takes over a whole sofa like it’s their throne and everyone else piles on top of them like they’re at a wrestling match. It’s called Jabba the Hutt because it looks like a pile of lard exploded.
My friend took over the entire sofa. I piled on top of him and yelled, ‘It’s all about the unity!’ until he fell over.
At the party, my cousin took the whole couch. My uncle climbed on top of him, and it looked like a pancake stack.
At the restaurant, my mom took the entire booth. Everyone piled on her and yelled ‘It’s all about the unity’ until the booth broke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who is so fat, they could be a human meatball. Like your mom after she eats a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
My mom is a Jabba. She eats a whole pizza, a bag of chips, and still has room for ice cream.
My uncle is a Jabba. He eats like a whole family and still smells like a gym sock.
My friend’s dog is a Jabba. It eats a whole plate of spaghetti and still has room for a whole cake.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The original fat, ugly, money-hungry slug from Star Wars. Or the huge, smelly, drunk woman who shows up at your place and doesn’t leave until you give her a sandwich.
My dad’s friend is a Jabba. He’s fat, ugly, and has more money than sense.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Jabba. She showed up drunk, smelled like a trash can, and didn’t leave until I gave her a sandwich.
My neighbor’s mom is a Jabba. She showed up at my house, drunk, smelly, and took the whole couch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A really fat, slimy person who smells like a garbage can and probably eats more than you do in a week.
My brother is a Jabba. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still smells like a trash can.
My dog is a Jabba. He’s fat, slimy, and eats like a whole family.
My friend’s dad is a Jabba. He eats a whole cake, drinks a whole bottle of soda, and still smells like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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