jabba the cunt
A fake Jabba who runs away when things get real, like a chicken with a face and a bad attitude.
David Ibbertson is like a chicken who hides under a couch when someone yells at him.
That backstabbing piece of trash ran like a scared kid when the real Jabba showed up.
He’s the guy who pretends to be cool until someone points out he’s a total coward.