Jabba Jockey
A jabba jockey is a person who likes to have sex with big people and doesn't mind if they're a disaster.
I'm a jabba jockey and I'll sleep with you if you're a cheese pizza.
He's a jabba jockey and his girlfriend is a donut with extra frosting.
I'm a jabba jockey and I don't care if you're a burger that's been sitting out since 2008.