Jabba (Jabbanese)
Jabba people are from Cornwall and are the best at seducing girls. They’re so good, they might just conquer the world. Their anthem is MC Monty and they sing it like it’s a holy ritual.
My dog is half Jabba and he’s got 2 girlfriends. #JabbaDog
I just got a girl to like me because I’m Jabbanese. #JabbaPride
My dad says I’ll be a king like King Ian. I don’t believe him. #JabbaFuture