Jabba-Da-Widi-Wonga
When you spot someone who looks like they’ve been eating non-stop for weeks, you shout "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" like it’s your job and it’s basically a Star Wars insult with extra meat.
I walked into the classroom and saw my teacher who looked like she had eaten a whole pizza. I yelled, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and she gave me a detention.
At the gym, I saw a guy who looked like he was about to explode. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he gave me the worst look.
I saw my brother and he looked like he had been hit by a cake. I said, "jabba-da-widi-wonga!" and he threw a pillow at me.