Jabawockeez
The Jabawockeez are the West Coast’s best dance crew, and they’re on this dumb MTV show where crews battle it out. They’re all Asian, maybe one black guy, and no one cares because they’re so good it hurts.
I saw the Jabawockeez and cried because I can’t dance.
I tried to dance like them and looked like a confused pigeon.
I told my dad I wanted to be in the Jabawockeez, and he said I was being ridiculous.