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A guy who lives in a yellow house with a horse and a cop. He makes loud noises, chews hay like it's going out of style, and everyone has to bow to him like he's the king of dumb.
My neighbor is a jabalo. He yells at the horse and the cop just stares.
The jabalo thinks he's the boss of the whole block. I told him he's not.
I tried to sneak into his house. He heard me and started singing hay songs.