Jabajig
When you cook your French toast so bad it looks like it got hit by a flaming pancake on one side and then drowned in syrup on the other.
My breakfast looked like it had a burn on one side and a syrup tattoo on the other.
I cooked my toast so bad it was like it had a sunburn and a cold sore.
My French toast was like my ex. One side was perfect, the other was a disaster.