jabacus
A black guy so fast he could run a marathon and still have time to text me
That jabacus ran past me so fast, I had to catch my breath and my dog.
He sprinted into the restaurant, ordered 10 pizzas, and left before I could say 'hello.'
I told him I was going to beat him in a race, and he said, 'You’re gonna have to catch me first.' I still haven’t.