jaba the cunt
A human-shaped meatball who thinks the whole world owes her a pizza. She’s got a mouth full of insults and a body full of donuts.
She told the barista she was ‘too good for this place’ and then ordered a double latte with extra sugar.
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cart for moving too slow.
She sent me a message: 'You’re not even my friend. You’re just my snack.'