Jaba-Ja-Abadad
A giant lizard with a face like a smushed toilet and a walk that makes you want to cry
I saw Jaba-Ja-Abadad in the park and my dog ran away screaming
My uncle tried to fight Jaba-Ja-Abadad and now he’s in the hospital with a broken nose
That crocodile walks like he just kicked my grandma’s ass