jab the turtle - The only person who can make a mic drop sound like a nuclear

The only person who can make a mic drop sound like a nuclear bomb going off

I was rapping and I thought I was good until I heard Jab the Turtle. I sounded like a toddler with a kazoo.

Jab the Turtle dropped a verse and my dog started dancing. I’m not even mad.

My mom said I was the best rapper. Then Jab the Turtle came in and she said, 'what was that?'