jab shield
What you yell when someone nearby farts. You hit someone and shout it so the fart can’t come back at you. If you farted, you're trying to make someone else deal with the stink.
In the car, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead mouse.
During lunch, my sister farted. I shouted 'jab shield' and tapped her. Now she smells like a rotten apple.
During a game of Fortnite, my brother farted. I screamed 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead dog.