jab shield
What you say when someone close to you farts. You hit someone and yell it so the fart can't come back. If you're the farter, you're trying to avoid being stuck with the smell.
During math class, my friend farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit him. Now he smells like a dead rat.
In the lunchroom, my brother farted. I shouted 'jab shield' and tapped him. Now he smells like a rotten sock.
During my Zoom class, my sister farted. I yelled 'jab shield' and hit her. Now she smells like a dead cat.