Jab grab
A stupid move you do on a skateboard when you're trying to look cool but mostly just messing up. You grab the front of the board with one hand and pretend you're a superhero before faceplanting into the pavement.
Just did a jab grab and fell flat on my ass. My skateboard laughed at me.
Tried to do a jab grab in front of my crush. Now I’m stuck with a broken wrist and a broken heart.
I did a jab grab and forgot to land. Now I’m stuck in the middle of the street like a dumbass.