JaaZ
JaaZ is a magical duo created in 2009 by two cities and two colleges. They are so hot they make Tom Welling look like a burned-out toaster, Reggie Bush look like a broken robot, and Peter North look like a sad man who forgot how to flirt.
I saw JaaZ and my face turned red. My dog ran away from me out of fear.
My cousin tried to flirt with one of them. He now lives in a hospital with a broken heart.
I texted my crush: 'Are you with JaaZ?' He replied: 'No, but I wish I was.'
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