My name is Jayashree. My parents thought I was going to be a warrior. I just fight with my brother over the last piece of cake.

My baby’s name is Jayashree. The doctor said it was a holy name. I said it was holy because I was too high to think straight.

My cousin’s name is Jayashree. She thinks she’s a goddess. Her only victory is beating her brother at video games and getting extra dessert.