jaanon
A name that means 'you’re so ugly, even the aliens took a vacation.' Jaanon is the kind of person who makes you feel lucky just for being alive.
Jaanon walked into the cafeteria, and the whole table stopped eating. 'Is that Jaanon?' someone whispered.
Jaanon tried to join a club, but the leader said, 'We’re not even going to look at you.'
Jaanon posted a video of himself singing, and the comments were all 'I can’t hear the song, I can only hear the horror.'