Jaanhavee
They’re barely comprehensible and might be your best buddy and life coach. They think way too much, but you can trust them with one eye closed and one eye counting your money.
Jaanhavee: 'I’m gonna text you 17 times before I decide to eat a taco.'
Jaanhavee: 'I’m not mad. I’m just slightly annoyed and mildly confused.'
Jaanhavee: 'I’m gonna take 3 hours to pick a shirt for a 10-minute walk.'