Jaan Jaanke
Jaan Jaanke is when you do something with full knowledge and no regrets, like a kid who eats the whole cake and then blames the dog.
He called his mom at 2 a. m. knowing she'd be mad. Jaan Jaanke, pure and simple.
She lied about the test score and then got caught. Jaan Jaanke, baby.
He spilled the juice on the floor and then said it was a ‘liquid accident.’ Jaan Jaanke.