Jaan Jaanke
Jaan Jaanke is like when you know you're going to get in trouble, but you still do it anyway, like a kid who eats the last slice of pizza and then hides behind the couch.
He called his mom at 3 a. m. and then said he was ‘just checking in.’ Jaan Jaanke.
She skipped the test and then got caught. Jaan Jaanke, pure and simple.
He told his teacher he was sick, but he was just sleeping. Jaan Jaanke, baby.