Jaami
A wild girl who’s absolutely insane but still awesome. She can turn anything into a sexual joke, even the weather. She knows what a fucktart is and doesn’t hesitate to use it. She’s not afraid to say the second definition of fucktart just to mess with people.
Jaami called my math test a ‘hardcore creampie’ and I failed because I laughed too hard.
She used the word ‘fucktart’ in a sentence about my cereal and I quit eating it.
She turned my dog’s sneeze into a sexual joke and now my dog won’t look at me.