Jaamela
A human being who thinks he's the most famous guy ever. He scribbles stuff like it's a job and takes pictures that are better than your mom's cooking. He knows every word to every song by Avenged Sevenfold and acts like he's a genius.
"I took a photo of your face. It’s now on my wall. You’re famous.", Jaamela
"This scribble took me 5 minutes. You? You’re just sad.", Jaamela
"You don’t know Avenged Sevenfold? You’re basically dead.", Jaamela