jaalib
The worst human who makes everything look like a crime. You just said hello and he's already thinking you're the FBI.
You: Hey. Jaalib: Why are you talking to me? Are you following me?
You: I got a soda. Jaalib: That soda is poisoned. I know it.
You: I'm going to the store. Jaalib: You're going to the store to steal my money.