jaalib
The most ridiculous person who adds nonsense to every normal thing. You say the sky is blue and he says the sky is blue because it's mad at the clouds.
You: I got a B on my test. Jaalib: That B is a secret message from the sky.
You: I like dogs. Jaalib: Those dogs are robots from the future.
You: I'm going to bed. Jaalib: You're going to bed to escape a giant robot.