Jaalan - I bet my last sock I’m the only person on Earth with this st

I bet my last sock I’m the only person on Earth with this stupid name. Everyone else is normal.

Bro, I’m the only one named Jaalan. You’re all just regular humans.

I’m the only Jaalan in the history of the world. You’re all fake.

If there’s another Jaalan, I’ll eat my hat. And I don’t even own a hat.