jaadynn
a girl who'll joke with you, let you mess with her, but if someone bullies you or her family, she'll beat them up so hard they'll probably end up in the hospital and say 'why me?'
You: I got picked on. Jaadynn: I'll beat him up. (He ends up in the hospital.)
You: Why'd you let me eat that whole pizza? Jaadynn: Because I love you. (Then she beats up the kid who took your pizza.)
You: I said something dumb. Jaadynn: I'll let you live. (She then gives you a wedgie.)