Jaaden
Jaaden is Jaden with more attitude and less spelling. He’s the guy who’ll be your friend until you mess up, then he’ll ghost you and play Fortnite with your ex.
He called me 'a disgrace to the human race' when I lost a game.
He broke my crush’s heart and then asked me to be his sidekick.
He said my essay was 'a paragraph long and full of nonsense.'