Jaabe - A job so bad it makes your soul cry. You're stuck doing the

A job so bad it makes your soul cry. You're stuck doing the same thing over and over like a brain-dead zombie. It pays less than a beggar’s tip.

My boss gave me a raise. It was 50 cents.

I got fired for napping. I was just pretending to be dead.

This job is so bad, I started talking to the coffee machine.