jaabar
A guy's name that sounds like it was made by a wizard who also had a hangover. Jaabar is the kind of name that makes people think you're a king, even if you're just talking trash in the lunchroom.
My cousin is named Jaabar. He once talked a principal into giving him extra recess.
I named my dog Jaabar because he can out-speak any kid in the school.
My homie Jaabar just turned my math teacher into a meme.