ja-oot
A person so clueless they think a donkey is a type of sandwich.
My friend's uncle is a ja-oot. He tried to open a restaurant and only serves spaghetti with glitter.
My cousin is a ja-oot. She thinks the sky is a type of pizza and eats it for breakfast.
My neighbor is a ja-oot. He tried to grow a beard and now he looks like a raccoon.