He tried to pick up a girl at the grocery store and said, 'Hey, you look like you could use a little love.' She said, 'I could use a little love and a little medicine.'

He sent me a voice note of him trying to do a pull-up and it sounded like he was trying to escape a bear.

He showed up to the party in a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s' and no one believed him.