J3gulus
A J3gulus is a human-shaped nightmare. They make edits so bad, they make your soul scream. They’re always picking on people and they think happiness is a crime.
This J3gulus made my pizza commercial into a horror film. I got 10 likes and 100 heartbreaks.
My neighbor is a J3gulus. She turned my dog’s bark into a scream and now my dog hates me.
My cousin is a J3gulus. She took my happy dance and made it into a mourning ritual.