j00lameter - A machine that screams how much of a noob you are

A machine that screams how much of a noob you are

My j00lameter just screamed ‘NOOB’ at me. I’m not even mad.

I looked at my j00lameter and it said ‘1337’ like I didn’t know that already.

My j00lameter said I’m 1337. I said I’m not. It said I’m wrong.