J00h
He’s bald, fuzzy, and has a penis so big it could knock out a donkey. He’s sweet, smart, and has a computer brain that could beat a robot. He’s the kind of guy who makes everyone jealous and leaves you speechless.
J00h walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
He fixed my phone and I wanted to marry him.
He’s like a superhero but with better body hair.