J-Zeal
J-Zeal is a hot-headed Edmonton rapper who made a stupid song called "Insane" and now people think he’s a god. He’s got more fans than a guy who eats 10 pizzas a day.
I got in a fight with my neighbor because he thinks J-Zeal is better than me.
My dog now does a dance every time he hears "Insane."
I tried to rap like J-Zeal and now I sound like a confused goat.