J-Word - The J-Word is the real Santa, but he’s drunk and brings you

The J-Word is the real Santa, but he’s drunk and brings you coal and your worst fears.

I asked for a bike for Christmas, and the J-Word brought me a bag of rocks and a bad grade.

The J-Word came to my house and left my dog a broken leg and a Christmas hat.

The J-Word doesn’t deliver presents, he delivers punishment.