J-wall
A stupid guy on a stupid show who thinks he's the king of the beach, but he's just there to make people laugh and throw up.
'J-wall is the worst, he can't even build a sandcastle without crying.'
'I swear, if J-wall talks one more time about his 'beach life,' I'm gonna drown him in a cooler.'
'J-wall tried to surf, and he fell off a skateboard. It was like watching a chicken try to ride a bicycle.'