J-Wagged - The point where you’re so wasted you might as well be dead.

The point where you’re so wasted you might as well be dead. You need someone to drag you out of the sewer and back to the living world.

I woke up in a ditch with a stranger’s sock in my mouth.

I tried to dance with a mailbox and got kicked out of the bar.

I told my mom I was going to college and she said, 'You’re going to the morgue.'