J torrie smacker - When you whip your wiener around and it bonks the bed frame

When you whip your wiener around and it bonks the bed frame so hard it leaves a purple mark like a giant fart

I did a J torrie smacker and now my cock feels like it got hit by a brick

My buddy did a J torrie smacker and the bed post screamed

I did a J torrie smacker and my roommate asked if I was trying to start a fight