J torrie smacker - When you swing your meat around like a lunatic and it slams

When you swing your meat around like a lunatic and it slams the bed post so hard it makes a noise like a monkey being hit

I did a J torrie smacker and my meat is now sore and confused

I did a J torrie smacker and my bed post got a black eye

I did a J torrie smacker and my girlfriend laughed so hard she cried