J torrie smacker - When you fling your junk around and it bonks the bed post so

When you fling your junk around and it bonks the bed post so hard it makes your face look like a tomato

I did a J torrie smacker and my face is red and my junk is sad

I did a J torrie smacker and the bed post got a bruise and I got a face like a tomato

I did a J torrie smacker and my mom asked if I was fighting the bed