J Tizzy Goat
J Tizzy Goat is a blonde idiot who looks like Jack Frost but acts like a confused fish. He can't dress himself and rubs chocolate on his belly button like it's a religion.
He walked into a restaurant with a croall salad and a chocolate bar in his pants.
He told the cashier, 'I'm not a man. I'm a fish.'
He tried to swim in the pool and cried because the water was 'too loud.'