J-Squirrel
A J-Squirrel is someone who hides their loot, pills, or trash while being a total nerd. They can’t remember where they put their stuff and end up making a mess of everything.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his candy in the washing machine and now it’s melting.
She’s a J-Squirrel. She hid her phone in the cereal box and now it’s covered in milk.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his pizza in the microwave and now it’s a fireball.