J-Squirrel
A J-Squirrel is a geek who hides all their stuff, drugs, or cool things. They forget where they hid it and end up breaking everything in their path while looking for it.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his snacks in the toilet and now he’s screaming in the bathroom.
She’s a J-Squirrel. She hid her phone in the soup and now it’s floating.
He’s a J-Squirrel. He hid his game in the blender and now it’s a smoothie.