J-SHOREITIS - You think you're one of the Shore's finest because you wore

You think you're one of the Shore's finest because you wore a neon shirt and a hat and talked like you were in a bar fight.

I showed up to my friend's party in a neon shirt and a hat. Everyone laughed at me.

I tried to talk like Mike and ended up making a fool of myself.

I told my teacher I was a Shore star. She gave me a detention and called me a total mess.