J-SHOREITIS - You think you're one of the Shore's best because you watched

You think you're one of the Shore's best because you watched the show once and now you act like a total idiot everywhere.

I tried to talk like Deena at lunch. My friends said I was a total loser.

I wore a hat and a tank top to the mall. The cashier called me a disgrace.

I tried to start a fight with my neighbor. He just laughed and said I was a total mess.