J-SHOREITIS
You think you're a Shore star because you wear a tank top and a hat and talk like you're in a bar fight.
I showed up to my mom's work party in a tank top and a hat. She told me I was a disgrace to the Shore.
I tried to start a bar fight at the gas station. The guy just laughed and bought me a soda.
I told my teacher I was a Shore star. She gave me a detention and called my mom.