J-SHOREITIS - You act like you're part of the Shore cast because you wore

You act like you're part of the Shore cast because you wore a hat and said 'I'm a Shore star' to everyone you met.

I told my barista I was a Shore star. She gave me a free coffee and said I was a total mess.

I wore a hat and a tank top to the park. My dog ran away from me.

I tried to talk like Vinny at the grocery store. The clerk called me a total idiot.