j-shored - you’re so brainless from watching too much TV that you think

you’re so brainless from watching too much TV that you think you’re a contestant and your brain is just a bunch of glitter.

I j-shored and tried to win a prize from my couch.

I j-shored so hard I started arguing with my dog.

After 7 hours of that show, I j-shored and cried at a bag of chips.